everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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