He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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