So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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