Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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