is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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