We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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