i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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