I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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