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So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'm always down for nudity.
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