I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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