Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
