ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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