Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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