I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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