all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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