he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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