Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
It's rum buckets o'clock
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
