hotel room ftw
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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