Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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