her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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