should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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