Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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