At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
