If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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