And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
How does one acquire holy water?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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