I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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