She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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