i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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