I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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