Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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