yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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