The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
