Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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