please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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