Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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