I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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