Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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