Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
