Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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