$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I wish I only lived at night.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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