Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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