just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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