Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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