I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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