Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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