you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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