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(510): View more from California

Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.

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(540): View more from Virginia

that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen

(703): View more from Virginia

i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!

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(305): View more from Florida

According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Holy Shit Mom

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