if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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