We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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