Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Barsexuality is the new black.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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