He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
is it fun? or sober?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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