new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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