This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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