walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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