We're like a lot better than the average bears
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Two words: blizzard sex
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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