I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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