That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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