I want to make a zoo with you.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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