If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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