If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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